Melon → millions
May it be Your will that this year we earn millions. No Hebrew necessary — equal-opportunity wordplay.
№14— And now, make up your own
After the traditional simanim, let everyone at the table invent one of their own. The worse the pun, the better the family tradition.
May it be Your will that this year we earn millions. No Hebrew necessary — equal-opportunity wordplay.
May it be Your will that this year we see miracles.
May it be Your will that this year all our singles get engaged. Singles at the table, you have been warned.
Then pass the challenge around. Hebrew or English, profound or ridiculous. It turns the seder from something everyone recites into something everyone takes part in — and today's terrible pun may become the tradition your grandchildren insist on keeping.
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